Wishing Game [Fun :P]

This is a really funny game that isn' too hard to do. If you have a really good imagination, you'll love it! The Rules are Simple:

1. The first person posts a wish.

2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless. They then wish for something of thier own.

Ex:
Poster #1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Poster #2: Granted, but you get it in pennies.



Ill Start :
I wish I could be the ruler of this world

Twist:But only the animal community.

Wish: I wish extreme rose was open again

Granted, here you got you`r own Roseonline Globe

Like that?

ermm yes i guess


I wish I had a new car.

Granted, but it has no engine and is 200 years old.

i wish my GF would be pregnant

Granted , but you're baby will come out as a travesty.

[EGM]Lane wrote:Granted , but you're baby will come out as a travesty.

nah!! nevermind

Granted, but I'll mention it :p



I wish I wish I had a fish...




Cheers!

Granted , but the fish is actually a hidden mutated unknown species that has been in hiding for many milleniums and has come out to radiate all advailable oxygen, then the us army of disaster comes out and tries to destroy the fish and ends up blowing up your home and all your stuff then after the fish absorbs enough oxygen he begins to mutilate into a giant horse and destroys all of china and then World War 5 begins and then master chief comes to help the united states but his force is too weak so the world crumbles and N.A.S.A sends a pod to space to start a colony , a new life , and a new begining.





i wish i had a cookie

That was a good one

Granted, but the cookie came out of my butt.

I wish I'd take a nap.




Cheers!

Granted , but your nap takes the whole day and you forget to do your essay and when you go to school you get an F and that essay was the only chance to bring your grade up and you go home feeling really sad and see that you pet dog died and you feel more depressed

i wish i was a bird

Granted, but your a dodo..which means your dead.

I wish the server went online. (Go ahead and corrupt that one!)

Granted, Server comes online but so much people will come online that the server will get overloaded so it would result in a crash

I wish I was a pro scripter

Granted, but you have no money since you wasted all your savings on getting lesson and now you cant buy a computer so your scripting skills are no use and you have not enough money to go to a computer cafe and soon you become crazy from it





I wish i was not the best,awsomest,friendliest,preeitest,smartedest,humourousestest,better person in the world.

Granted, but your nose will grow 10 inches every time you tell a lie ^^



I wish I knew where my shirt is.



Cheers!

Granted , but you forget where you pants is

I wish I had a new phone...

Granted, but it will never work.



I wish it was my birthday today... oh wait... it is xD




Cheers!

Granted, but you are 10000 years old and only bones remain from you.

I wish I am a banker.

Granter, but your the banker in a monopoly game


I wish I could get a good cup on tea



Cheers!

Granted, but the cup is made of tea.

I wish I could watch a film,oh wait i can.

Granted but you watch ''the film'' as in you watch ''the film'' of the movie.


I wish i had a ruler

Granted but you have a ruler of an empire not a ruler.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Injustible wrote:Granted but you have a ruler of an empire not a ruler.

I wish I had a sandwich.

granted but it will be a turd sandwich

(http://thenewtj105.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/turd_sandwich.jpg)

I wish I had pie